This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

The piece of shit in the article picture....the Ford Ecosport. Holy shit I cannot tell you how much I hated that piece of fucking garbage glorified non-functional toaster. Cramped, useless cargo capacity, the softest-yet-bounciest suspension in the history of cars, and hamster-like power. I swear to god it took 700…

The only thing that sucks now is I have to have tickets on my smartphone instead of paper tickets, and with the new policy, I have to pay international roaming charges on my cell phone to use my ticket.

A first-gen Scion xB would be better. Lots of cargo capacity, 4 seats, low deck, Toyota reliability, cheap as dirt.   And quirky.

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

I run the warehouse for a small brewery in Victoria, BC and what you want is an Chevy Astro Van. The thing about delivering kegs is that you run out of weight before you run out of space and as a growing business you’re always going to need to move a little more. An Astro can fit 12 keg comfortable with room for more…

C3: Okay, folks, thank you all for gathering today. We called this emergency meeting to discuss the overwhelming press coverage of the new C8 and what must be done to divert attention away from it.

So, since it’s an issue with the firmware, Linux users with no (easy) access to Windows/macOS are out of luck for updating it?

President Trump has requested that all current US Navy frigates be upgraded or replaced by frignines.

Whatever went through your mind went through my mind.

Alex Cora: BrockBot9000, run program “Average Right Field Defense”

Somebody in Philadelphia has a problem with the color orange? I know a guy.

which war? iraq 1? iraq 2? korea? vietnam? tekwars? cola?

“Sure, his friend hasn’t mastered the art of draping a blanket, but I’m sure he has the delicate hands of an angel when it comes to moving semi-precious mineral formations.”

“a 4,000 pound crystal”

Whomst among us is below an afternoon with friends raiding a yoga studio, destroying some shit, stealing, laughing, returning the very next day to do some more of the same? Buddy, I’m not. That’s like a Wednesday at 11 am.

“What about Dennis Rodman? He’s huge and strong! With a build like that, he should have no trouble whatsoever assigning this job to one small man with no expertise handling this sort of thing.”

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
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“Someday...”