BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

It probably helps that you’re not in a relationship with Reuben Foster.

You do have to wait awhile to find that vehicle that fits your needs of, terrible gas mileage, aerodynamics, power, braking distances and price.  

Cecil County, then?

Almost 9 grand for an XJ? That’s outrageous! That’s insane, That’s. . . .

I would like to have schemed Montana 

The admiration of hearses is a sure sign of mental illness. As are the tattoos of those who admire hearses.

It’s like if a Stormtrooper fucked a flat-brim hat.

The guy who posted the video might qualify as well considering he just had to advertise to everyone he owns a Tesla by putting it in the title of the video.

This story is not at all funny. That said, during his saga I wonder how many people he told that he went to Cornell?

I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up “money laundering” on Lifehacker.

Ah, don’t worry! They’ll get out of your way. Learned that drivin’ the Saratoga!

...And that’s how little boats are made.

That flew over your head like F-35s don’t.

Comments critiquing this blog for being moderately lefty and not straight journalism are one of the more exhausting parts of kinja-era AV Club.

The C63 wasn’t just a big swinging you-know-what either.

The engine bay is packed tighter than Kate Upton’s bikini top...

...you could put a third notch on its metaphorical bedpost.

I don't know, I'm now starting to think Dudley can indeed defend shit 

RE: Ravens v. Steelers.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

GWAR got robbed. Again.