Imagine being taunted by thousands of people from your own city who think you stink at your job. Now imagine they all have Maryland accents.

He’s a kicker, not a punter.

I will second this. We had a Cooper S convertible (R52) and although we sold it because we’d have needed to chop off the kids’ legs as they got older, the front was ridiculous. I’m a relatively short 6'2", but I also have a swimmer’s body (Orca), with a 30" inseam. It had more headroom with the top up than either the…

I know one guy who’d be all over this.

It’s cute that you think chiros hve residencies. They study in strip malls.

In their defense, PC World is pretty dull. I just hopped over there and these are their top two stories right now:

Man, John’s gotta have a long face watching another one of his draft picks bust.

Never mind the trash panda, what’s up with the rot to the structure of Camden Yards?

I have no idea if they’re reliable, but it sounds like you need a Cadillac...

‘51 Ford Custom. $4800. 3 on the tree.

One with a sunroof.

Im sure that snyder had some...reservations about the decision

Kia Soul would be perfect. Honda Fit is also a good choice(fold those rear seats down). A fixed Golf Sportwagen TDI is perfect if you keep up with the expensive maintenance. As a tall person(6'8" and 280 lbs) I recommend the VW the most for leg room, it’s more comfortable than my Ram. The Fit and the Soul fit me just…

I realize they have to at least have the appearance of an investigation of Durkin’s actions before they can his ass (though, I’m guessing he’s an at-will employee and therefore has no protections from termination other than it cannot be for reasons illegal or unconstitutional), but—

The team has released a statement that they were unaware of Heimlich’s neice, but now that they’ve seen her face, they believe her.

It’s a shame, heard he was really hoping to get a chance to play in Thailand instead. 

Nah, man. That’s fraud.

Hard to be intimidating when you’re doing In Living Color Fly Girl cosplay.

Old man yells at cloud computing.

I like that you made up a percentage statistic to express the amount of less fun you’re having as a results of looking at statistics.