Davis looks like a Ghoul shop keeper from the Fallout universe.

It’s easy. It’s because one is a way enables you to be sneaky racist whilst telling yourself your outrage has nothing to do with race, and the other involves using your brain to get learned about a relatively complex situation.

“Our “rivalry” with the Packers is basically just us saying “Packers suck!” while their fans laugh in our faces as Aaron Rodgers drops 42 points on us.”

I bet the poison also made it way colder and caused ice crystals to occasionally fall from the sky. 

“by the end of his speech Saturday he was sweating all the way through his gold jacket”

I disagree. We covered the Space Race in depth in high school. 

“Son, do you remember your name?”

HEY SULKING TEEN YOU BIG STUD TAKE ME TO BED OR LOSE ME FOREVER

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Her name is Grimes, by the way.

he basically Highlandered the O’s Chris Davis and took all his power

B---CP <<=====|=====>> NP

You can get a 12 year old sienna or odyssey for ~$5k, and you can even sleep in it! it’s the perfect adventure mobile:

If it had a “Pontiac Vibe” it would look more like this.

You could just save your money and fix the VW 135k is not a super huge amount of miles. Dump some money into fixing its problems, then in a few years give it to the kid, it won’t be so yuck when it’s either this or get a job you freeloading brat and buy your own car. Then go buy yourself a midlife crisis Corvette.

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

Go fuck yourself

And that’s why they rescinded his CanHoF Denim Jacket.

People who survived tend to have survived.