I have a few of those little hairs that sprout up by both nips. One time I was in a hurry and decided to just shave ‘em off quick in the shower rather than pluck. Well, the razor slipped and I ended up with a decent cut on my boob. Later that night when I was changing my bf asked why I had a band-aid on my boob, and I…

i do love the hate kendall gets for nepotism in the modeling world. like it’s an industry that only the MOST DESERVING are allowed into

He ‘walked into a door.’

I worked at a long term care facility that boasted a remarkable number of people over 100- we had one who lived on chocolate bars and whole milk and then we had Nellie who was well into her 108th year of life when she finally caught pneumonia and quietly died in her sleep. She was so precious but poor thing- she had…

I know a prostitute who goes by Flossie and during the summer she bathes in a public fountain by the government building.

“He is very respectful towards the person that I was with, and that, again, is something I love so much about him,” the Scream Queens actress explained, adding, “I really know that Cory would love him too.”

I honestly hoped it was going to be Ra.

also- always relevant:

Even if he was speaking his mind, would that really diminish his accomplishments? Can’t historical figures be treated like human beings, people who have good AND bad sides to them?

This shit is magical! I’m not even through the list yet, but here are my faves so far: Nafeteria, Thermos, Bimberly, Treasure Cocaine.

Sell it to help finance a new Millihelen.

Yom Kippur-Coachella. Think about it. We could make a killing.

Even better...Ramadan Bonnaroo. We could call it....Ramadannaroo.

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.

That’s so revolting that it goes full circle back to kind of awesome.

This guy.

I once modelled for a friend and I was getting over a really bad cold and my friend had to keep telling me to close my mouth and I kept accidentally opening it again because I couldn’t breathe through my nose. That’s the narrative I’m projecting on to this photo. The photographer is all ‘Amber, you’re... I’m sorry but…

*Stefan voice* This video has everything: metallic lipstick, marionettes, dancers in Ikea organizers, nail technicians, mirrored hoodies, and breakdancers on hover boards.