A southwest flight attendant once gave me free booze because it was a night flight and there were several babies crying.

I really really love the tag for this article.

LOLOLOL DOCTORS ARE SO MEAN THEY MAKE FUN OF THEIR PATIENTS LIKE ALL THE TIME DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHAT YOUR GI SPECIALIST IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR GROSS BUTTHOLE

I’d recommend posting professional related humor not under your own name. People get really really touchy about some professions.

I read Aleve is good for ulcer pain tho.

You forget that, to someone like Michelle Duggar, sexual deviants are like Pokemon with trans folk and homosexuals being the higher evolutions. Had Magikarp molester, Josh Duggar, not returned to the straight and narrow through prayer and guidance from the church then he would have continued down the path of moral…

Yours is the first comment I’ve read that smacks of my reality - not an office rock star. I started working as a child (as a “domestic” cleaning houses with my mom) earned a few advanced degrees and worked the whole time. In those 20+ years there was never a minute that I wouldn’t have walked out if I won the lotto.…

THANK YOU! (OK, I may have just shouted there.)

whatever i look gorgeous

heelghazi

On the down side, this seems pretty sexist.

I feel this way when I see people crying their dumb little eyes out over the earthquake in Nepal. Like, sorry, are you not aware of the mass dieoff of bees? You know, the ones that are responsible for 75% of our food? What are they, new?

Highly recommend Whitey: United States of America v. James J. Bulger, which I think is still on netflix instant. Absolutely fascinating.

It’s not the event - it’s the frequency.

Oldie but goodie: CoverGirl Lashblast

Oldie but goodie: CoverGirl Lashblast

Serf & Turf

This isn't really dumb, but I was at my finest and sneakiest as a third grader when I would get this weird rash from the cold Winter air outside (idk, still happens, v odd) so I would go to the nurse for Benadryl after recess.

Benadryl has never made me sleepy, but since they knew that was a potential side-effect my…

Oh, god, those idiots. I got hit by one of them who didn't see the red light because she was looking for a hamburger joint in another town. If I hadn't waited a moment after I got the green, she would have killed me. As it was, she did $9K damage to my car and I just had some pretty bad bruising.

My engagement ring was free (and I'm really excited to show it off so I apologize in advance for bragging...it belonged to his great great grandmother and was made in Ireland in the 1890's).