Homecoming maybe?

Yosemite Sam, is that you?

I think I saw this dress in the teen formal section of the Sears catalogue circa 2001.

Fuck cupcakes! They're messy and time consuming and the cake-to-icing ratio is all kinds of wrong.

Why?! Why?

I'm an introvert too and Welcome Week was hell. What I found helpful was planning to go to a few scheduled social events and then having some time to myself in between. Try to find other people who look like they're on their own or people talking in small groups. It's easier to talk one-on-one that way so you don't…

Maybe take solace in the fact that every time they pay you you get to take that much of their money away from them?

A+ for the Archer reference.

I looked in a large collection of transcribed telephone conversations, with 12,589 male conversation sides and 15,685 female conversation sides.

Someone in my apartment building has a network named 'HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi', and we often lament that we are not friends with this person.

Well, I wouldn't say it's the CEO job of her dreams. It IS Yahoo. :P

The fear is that Mama Bear's chair will be too soft. They will wait and make a chair for Baby Bear and it will be just right.

But will Ed Helm's new show be as good as this?

I definitely thought that when I read it. I was like, 'Making meth is complicated - surely there are very few teenagers with enough knowledge of chemistry to make their own meth'.

Totally agree on this one.

I'm a 32 A as well and I have the same pokage problem. I also have to (well I don't have to, I choose to) wear push up bras because my boobs are so small that it looks like I have no shape at all and I like to wear pretty shirts.

I want to believe

I physically recoiled from that picture. It's like what anime eyes would look like irl.

Oh man, I totally do this. I don't even get to the drama because I just avoid you and freeze you out when I start disliking you even a little bit.

Nah, it's 11 herbs and spices. I literally just googled that to confirm because I have no life.