The friggin Pats analyst was more upset that the Seattle guy.

"I'm ready to play the biggest game of my life," Brady texted a former teammate before kickoff.

I prefer a Genny Cream Ale with my tears.

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I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on these until I read "I love Ralph Wilson Stadium."

Force = Acceleration x UMass

Also, he doesn't take ill-advised threes anymore because who the hell wants to be in downtown Cleveland?

Let's be real. No one is eating the Holocaust ribs.

"He gave me a hard time about my contract. I was like, The fuck you doing? This is Peanuts."

Brunell was emotionally shaken up because he had just gotten off the phone with his accountant moments before the segment aired.

Stevens: Whoa, that thing looks really beat up. You sure about this?

Well if it's $20,000 for inappropriately touching your two balls on the field, then if my math is correct, Belichick is facing a $110,000 fine, correct?

Then he should have to pay the league mandated fine. The fine should not be escalating, which is the author's point.

Coincidentally, Pat McAfee won't be able to attend Hall of Fame ceremonies. He has a virus.

Madeleine's video was uploaded to TheFreedomline.com, a website run by Adam Kokesh, an Iraq War veteran and libertarian activist.

On most teams-maybe most important job outside of head coach-was the ball boy in charge of rubbing down footballs. Getting them just right.

I beg to differ. My friend Jesús won't shut the fuck up about fútbol.

WHAT?! How am I supposed to explain that to my children!? Jesus. I mean really, a black president? Wow.