It’s streaming on Netflix, Hulu, or Prime. Can’t remember which but I popped it on a couple of weeks ago. Totally worth it! This was one of our core group of VHS tapes when I was a kid and I’ve seen it a billion times. It’s always worth the time.

Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. should tide you over.

Why was Confederate symbolism even allowed in the first place? What other military allows you to sport the symbols of an enemy they fought their deadliest war with? This would be like if today’s German military sported 3rd Reich paraphernalia.

The better lesson is that everyone’s racist man. It’s a matter of if you’re aware of, and working on correcting your inherent bias.

If you’re making soup (or chicken and dumplings, as I did last week from a Costco chicken), boil the bejeebers out of the carcass after you strip off the meat. Then you can reinforce the stock with some Penzeys or other kind of stock base.

As a native Houstonian I actually get this joke

hmm..

Patrick, does this update do anything to address any of the annoying technical glitches that are common across Kinja sites? For example, when a comments section just doesn’t load for an article even if you refresh a dozen times, or when scrolling down a page too far automatically loads the next published article?

This is one of those instances where the reality is close enough to the fairy tale the president creates in his head for people to try and draw associations and make connections between the two.

I don’t care what political party he belongs to, heroin addiction is a horrible thing and I hope he can find a way to kick it.

“your tent is too goddamned large.”

If you didn’t hate Bloomberg enough, keep this in mind: Bloomberg is currently fucking up Democratic down-ballot races by hiring campaign managers to work for him at $6,000/month through the rest of this year.

I don’t like Bernie. I’m really kind of fucking tired of Old Ass White Guys running everything. And compared to Warren, he’s been sketchy with details and numbers on his plans for a lot of stuff. And besides that, his constant blindness to the very important racial issues we’re facing, added to his scummy-chumminess…

Dear DNC,

The US would never allow this!!!!

Walk into a Nissan Dealership with a Check for $5,500 and you will get a Nissan Leaf of some vintage with parts Availability. CP

Your puns are at the point that they qualify as battery. 

That is a large & delicious looking doughnut. It is 2am right now. Am very hungry w/no food in fridge or pantry :-( I don’t think I’m really an adult.

That front one is mocking me with deliciousness. Son of a Beep that looks good!

I got them from the fancy donut shop and they were made by hand.