Laser sight? ...which just raises more questions, on a barrel that short.

Either way, I heard she was quarantined.

It’s on the company to provide a safe working environment. This expands their liability considerably further than usual, but given that this is officially a national emergency I’m surprised that there’s pushback from management at all.

Looks like the actual title is “New Energy” judging by the plate under the bumper. “Changli NeEn” has an okay ring to it...

“Is this high-mileage 1988 BMW...”

...not for nothing, but how long did this take to write that there’s no mention of the Coronavirus?

Remember 2008?

I do not understand what’s going on in that image up there. Particularly the buzzer in the bottom right.

...I think we all know just how troubling that is to think about. UBI’s difficult to implement in practice, though.

...heck, I’d settle for RoboCop’s directives at this point.

No, it’s a package deal with the Vegemite.

...nnnnnnnnnnnnnope.

$1000 isn’t much in the long term. Even if it was in addition to everything the Democrats where trying to get, $2k/mon. would be more like it.

I... would not be adverse to trying either donkey or horse meat, in better times.

...look, as long as this doesn’t devolve into Argument Clinic, I’m happy.

...okay, I’m going to try one last time.

This is both horrifying and amusing. 

Yeah. Pizza Rat was in 2015, and it’s now 2020 - rats just don’t live that long. Did you not watch Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban?

I keep telling my asshole cat this, and he keeps ‘forgetting’. 

...the best I can tell, it’s what’s left when there’s no smartness present in the mug shot. I like it better than ‘talking head’.