That’s what happens when we rely on the people who can afford to be generous (and often aren’t).

i hope the oceans acidify and the atmosphere becomes toxic and we all die so that everyone here stops this bullshit.

Oh. For a second I thought they were gonna take over Adventure Time or something.

At Starbucks?

The logistics involved in getting this off the ground - let alone finding, inventing, or kajiggering up a viable solution - are staggering for a company of this size. In fact, it may be a thing that’s only possible with scale...

...yes, which is why it’s so weirdly and uniquely a part of that country’s (USA) cuisine.

Sure, why not? This is in line with the other stories I’ve heard about him; opinions aside, he’s a decent dude.

Is it? Huh.

...and there it is, the perfect summation of Armageddon.

Good? At least their heads aren’t stuck in the sand about it. Actually keeping those kids at home, where they are relatively less likely to catch it, is harder...

Cream of mushroom is one of those things that every country has, where it’s so weirdly and uniquely a part of that country’s cuisine. And it works, too.

This will go one of two ways.

...really? Team America?

So here’s what you do: take all of that, add lime Jell-o, and pretend it’s better than the individual ingredients.

Welp, it is now torches and pitchforks time.

I would’ve said Terry Pratchett. Turns out, C.M.O.T. Dibbler is the better alternative.

Cinderella II and Cinderella III. They exist, somehow - and everything I said in that last comment is true. (I’m... reasonably sure the image you used is from one of the sequels, based on the color quality.)

“...Well, well, well, Bat-something-or-other, isn’t it? Who invited you? Do you know what happens to gate crashers? They have to match wits with the Riddler Meghan.”

...the sequels made kind of an interesting point about that. As well as casting Prince Eric von Spiderman as The Prince.

Makes sense.