For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind: it hath no stalk; the bud shall yield no meal: if so be it yield, the strangers shall swallow it up.

I suspect it was something more acute and recent instead. 5 years is a long time for stuff to happen in.

The good news is that it is decried by a majority of people; turns out American Conservatives are a tiny minority of the world population.

...dunno about it being a language itself, but Glossolalia is an amusing thing to study as far as linguistics go. (The takeaway is that it uses sounds already known to the speaker.)

A worthwhile lesson to take from these stories if you’re a restaurant employee? Just say no to racist nonsense.

One of the things I try to do for my wife is to not be this dumb, and/or drag her into the swirling whirlpool of my dumbness.

That is a shame.

Yeah. Aluminum was difficult to produce in quantity until the late 1800s - more or less immediately after they made the monument capstone, in fact. 

We mark our nation’s capital with a 555-foot-tall white wang.

...look, you gotta be more specific. Thanks to that other craziness making WA famous right now, “NE Seattle” might as well include Gold Bar as far as the nation’s concerned.

Now that Trump is president, anyone can be president, including you.

*wakachicka wakachicka*

Of course there’s eight meatballs...

When you try this at home, slice the meatballs in half first and lay them down.

My attempts to contact Quentin Tarantino (by going out into my backyard and yelling his name) have so far yielded no results, but if he gets in touch with me to confirm my two-cars-through-a-wormhole theory, I’ll let you know.

CP. Too many miles, too much work for my blood.

...How’d he feel about Hot Fuzz?

Alright, I’m gonna ask.

...alright, yeah, that’s a sweet nickname. 

...Honestly? If you ever get the opportunity, American Samoa’s a nice place to visit.