Hate is always easier. Anne and Maiysha took the hard road to say what they did, and it’s the best stuff The Root has put out this year so far.

...welp.

externalized through social media

...Could someone kindly post That Gif about how to take video on a smartphone?

Let us give shanks and braise to this succulent lamb stew

...I’ve been meaning to ask. Is it “Ms. Saywhatitis” or “’Mssay whatitis”?

Now her job is to be a punching bag.

For some perspective: $304.35 million is only one-two hundredth of Mike Bloomberg’s immense fortune.

(I’m going to pretend this is a Jalopnik article.)

She’s also been getting requests, mostly from doctor’s offices and transplant patients, for other organs. (“Nurses love them,” she said.)

He’s fighting the good fight, but I find it a little depressing every time a kid has to step up and be a social entrepreneur.

With a boat, you get a hole in the water to throw money into.

We don’t get public invites to the pierogi casserole potluck campout or whatever the fuck when we do kind things for them, so let’s just keep our cookouts separate but equal.

“Exactly how you a girl dad but rooting for people who hurt Black women and disrespect them?”

...I can’t tell, in your obtuseness, if you’re agreeing or arguing. 

It’s the mouthfeel, I think. Pate without the guilt, butter without the fat.

...yeah, point. There’s more hoops than there should be, for a safe flight.

Sleep during the flight. The whole flight, if possible.

AV Club’s that way.

...yeah, I’m with her on this one. That’s a terrible marketing decision - it reflects poorly on her, and also on CBS for allowing it.