I don’t know how many new cars it took to get everyone in on this, but I’m glad they’re game.

That is bad comedy.

That is some Peak Biden there.

As soon as I know who to get loud at, I think I’m going to, this time around.

Definitely a ‘Joel and the Bots’ type of movie. 

This is cause for cautious optimism.

He beat some tough competition and stood as the champion in a contest of them. I hope he goes on to still greater heights.

“To put the shoe on the other foot, if they feel campaigning on minority issues are an inefficient use of their time, then they’re not worth my time or my vote.”

There’s two parts to a protest. You go outside and you protest, and then the company or the individual say, ‘I hear you. What do we do next?’

...you got what I’m saying wrong. Right now (*checks watch*) we don’t even know who the Dem candidate for POTUS is yet. Once we figure that out, then that candidate gets to hear a concentrated earful! Until then, it’s just really scattershot hollering at a bunch of schmos trying to apply for a job.

You forgot to call him a stupid nazi troll.

You forgot to call him a stupid nazi troll.

There’s a game they have to play, to even get far enough in the process to care about anything else. It’s a little early yet to spend precious time on Earth begrudging them for it.

And ‘credibly accused rapists’ don’t?

Well that’s how people are in the Great State of Kansas.

Kobe was transcendent. And this is what transcendence means: there are people who only know Bryant for the rape case, and what it taught them about who gets absolved and who gets punished.

...how do you misquote something you have an image of?! Why are you giving that worm of a maggot the benefit of punctuation they were too dumb to use!

You can only hate what you know, and the same goes for love. It’s one of the rules of being human.

...see, it’s stuff like this. I say I’m in any way not 100% lily-white, and someone comes up and A) tries to prove they’re better at English than me or B) tries to correct my English.

Proving that something didn’t happen is fully possible, so long as it concerns a finite number of events. (There are 611 school districts in Ohio. Proving that something didn’t happen at any of them would involve making 611 phone calls, or a single back-and-forth to the state’s department of education.)