yuuuuuuup. *sigh*

The fact that Kinja is happy to suggest things to me is not in question. That Kinja is happy to call them VSB articles - which I can confirm are Grapevine by hovering over the links - is misleading at best and kinda weird at worst.

Gotcha! Thanks.

So, as punishment for his transgression, he should... produce this modern remake? Or...?

...then why not get his wife to light a fire under him? This is starting to feel like a pile-on for the sake of piling on, where Union’s story matters less than his.

Huh! I thought the Mormon restriction was on chocolate, coffee, and tea specifically (meaning, Cokes and Pepsis are o-tay).

They are also somewhat less horrifying than Amazon, as an online retailer. This and that, makes it easy to want to shop there (for me, anyway).

I suppose I shouldn’t be too surprised it took this long to formalize best practices. 

CP. It’s from Florida.

And premature hearing loss.

“Ah. Leno must have passed ...or, nope, looks like he’s the warm-up.”

So.

Dick’s Drive-In, in the Seattle area. 

You want a casserole. You can have your casserole - your mac and cheese and milk and eggs and spice and seasoning and raisins and sadness. Which, I’m sure is such an old family recipe that you don’t dare walk the talk and post.

Well good! But what the hell?! What could possibly motivate someone to fire 7 times inside a car, at someone sitting next to them?

Sorry, not enough raisins for you?

...so, what’s in his closet that’s making him this way?

I only have time for wives, and people with wives.

Who? It’s a very uncomplicated recipe, so... maybe? I can guarantee that it’s good.

The Carpenter version has the shape shifter but does nothing with it and is appallingly barren of suspense or good chills and the makeup effects honestly are not very good.