He released a statement about the Trump tape so by law he had to be both a husband and father.

I’m so fucking over people (read: men) questioning the timing of all of these admissions. I’ve come forward about a harasser, and had tons of other people come out of the woodworks who had been harassed but weren’t willing to be the first person to step up against a powerful harasser. He’s a tenured professor and we…

It would be so hilarious if Melania files for divorce right after the election.

Remember: this woman is a huge racist, or at least pretends to be one on TV.

It’s even harder to believe that people still want to vote for him (cough cough dad cough cough).

I have judged the ever loving fuck out of the commenters here who were nasty about Kim’s robbing. Victim blaming is a ugly thing.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.

“Trump’s just an idiot with no sense of aesthetics”

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

Ok I’ll say it: He’s fat.

If Sanders had won the primary (and I won’t rehash whether or not the primaries were fairly contested), there is zero doubt he would have a 15-point lead right now and win over 400 electoral votes. I would have donated every spare penny I had to him. Alas.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Hello Gawker my old friend.

The underreported story arc of the 2016 campaign is how well it has demonstrated the moral bankruptcy of traditional institutions, including legacy media. Trump could have been stopped a year ago with this stuff, but there was too much investment in the ratings he generated; now, even though Clinton will win*, there…

Trump is effectively employing a brilliant technique with the media:

Oh, please, like Obama wants to continue to put up with our shit for 30 seconds longer than he has to.

Because it’s 2016 I can’t tell if this is clever trolling or a really dumb person...🤔

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.