Well, colour me surprised.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

I think you’re missing the point of this. 2 main points actually:

There aren’t 11 million planes flying around at the moment. And for every gallon of Jet A they burn, they move more people more miles than VW engines, even if those engines were emitting what VW claimed.

Since when have diesels been considered enthusiast cars? Or are you talking about big pickups used for hauling race cars? Personally I am not worried about the future of performance cars. The Tesla P85D shows that electric cars can be just as exciting as gasoline-powered cars, if not more so.

The NOx emissions from VW EA 189 and the EA 288 engines statistically killed people via skin cancer, emphysema and asthma

Not really. All the manufacturers were up in arms about California’s stringent emissions standards in the 70’s, saying they were absurd and impossible to meet, when all of a sudden Volvo just walked in with the Lambda-Sond system, using mechanical fuel injection and an O2 sensor in a feedback loop to keep the air-fuel…

It’s great that you climate change hoax lunatics are making your stand with VW’s crap, unreliable cars. Not even VW is fighting this — they admitted wrongdoing immediately, that’s how crap they are, but you’ve decided this is the hill you die on. You’re going to be buried in a Jetta. How sad is that.

They would need something like 5X their current budget. And why give them that when those dollars are better spent blowing shit up?

It wouldn’t be a village without its idiots.

It’s “Climate Change Deniers.”

I know, it’s amazing.

Humans have and continue to make the planet uninhabitable for themselves (and other animals) but being the selfish bastard I am, I’ll let the next generations try and fix it between their inevitable wheezing and coughing fits.

“Oh, hey. Looks like every manufacturer is cheating on the tests we federally mandate to make sure our air is breathable without serious health risks. Guess we’d better loosen up those regulations!”

Glad to see that the climate change truthers are here.

Complicated question, but the short answer is: Publishers provide a useful service in the form of marketing, PR, distribution, deals with retailers, and other stuff we don’t often hear about because it’s all done behind the scenes. The big guys like Activision and EA get a bad rap — usually for very valid reasons! —…

Give the quarterback a fucking gun.

If NFL teams want better QB development, maybe they should stop being such cheap asswipes and fund a real minor league instead of relying on a bunch of petty tyrant college coaches that don’t even care about the long term development of their unpaid players

They have a system for bad QBs. It's called I-formation, aka run the football every goddamn play.

I’ve chosen my hill to die on.