You and your buddy are cretinous morons. Shit on you while you are giggling.

Is a such 2 door or 4 door? How big is the back seat of a such.

In Chandler, Arizona.

Can we entertain the possibility for just a moment that Kanye is a great performer and songwriter but otherwise not a genius? Just someone who is convinced he is a genius, aspires to being a multi-talented genius, but falls short and frequently says ridiculous shit he pulls out of his ass.

I’m seriously disturbed by the negativity and victim blaming in the comments to this post. Looking at the positive side, this man died doing what he loved and pursuing his dream. Now he’s in Heaven practicing his welding, and spelling.

White people be underrepresented in professional basketball. When are we going to do something about that? Huh? When?

It snowed yesterday in my bit of upstate New York. “Global Warming” my ass, LOL.

Oh sagacious Charles PullTheOtherOne-Moore.

You don’t tell Apple what you want. Apple tells you what you get.

You can use this handy steamer for 20 minutes at a time, on 20 garments, but no more than 20 times on any one garment. 5 will get you 20 you will never use another steamer (unless it fails in which case you will have to).

You can use this handy steamer for 20 minutes at a time, on 20 garments, but no more than 20 times on any one…

Day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year, on the front page, in the politics section, and up Maureen Dowd’s ass.

What started Julian’s need for sanctuary was his active libido and his compulsion to sow his seed. Namely the WikiSpurting. He appears to be well and is certainly housed and fed. But is he getting laid? How many years has it been since he has dipped his wiki? Are the Ecuadorians permitting the entry of hookers into…

Stay lost you hippy dippy dipshit.

“Please come in and take a seat.”

“Please come in and take a seat.”

Aisle seats suddenly become more popular.

Wotta Deal!!!

Wotta Deal!!!

Jesus Fucking Christ moron. Until Wahoo is finally put to rest just deal with it.

Those who can, do. Those who can’t write a bunch of whiny shit and probably play with themselves while doing so.

The usual idiots trying to avoid fixing hardware by demanding that the software take care of a design problem. Software with a whole bunch of special exceptions and workarounds is buggy, unstable, and unmaintanable. Fix the road asshats.

That is exactly how math works. Percentages are misleading unless placed in a meaningful context.