No you don’t.

Not much worth trolling here. Here sucks and is boring, predictable, same old shit all the time.

What is the difference between live golf and dead golf. Dead golf is over faster and is more exciting to watch.

The bearded smiling douchebag in the header picture is pretty happy under his weighted blanket. Avoid his nonchalant insouciance. Please be advised that it is important that the weighted blanket be used with appropriate safety measures, otherwise serious injury could result.

The bearded smiling douchebag in the header picture is pretty happy under his weighted blanket. Avoid his nonchalant…

So your dad is a controlling asshole and your mom is one of the early Stepford models. You’re a peach as well. I was very amused to read this amusing anecdote.

This was nice. A callback to the old AV Club. Is this an indication that this site is getting better, or is it just an outlier? Does the new AV Club still suck?

No union has ever killed a business. Bad management, bad design, bad engineering, bad manufacturing, bad product has killed businesses.

Caesar the deal.

Caesar the deal.

Man, that is really hard on the bees.

Naive and mediocre? You have accomplished what?

Yeah! Zuckerberg is naive. Yup. That’s it. Nailed it.

LOL away there all you want. But only if we can also laugh at “Likiliki” for the women’s rights advocate.

With that kind of streamlining there’s no room for onboard toilet facilities. She uses a pilot relief tube with a ‘gina adapter.

He’d have somebody take a picture and send it to Kim, after writing “F-35 Little Rocket Man, you’ll never see it coming” on it with a gold Sharpie.

Hi there sockpuppet. I’d score it as even.

Holy Fucking Monkey Dicks!!!

38.

“Every day of my life I give thanks to a non-existent supreme being that my life is not so empty and meaningless that I would know who Kevin Byard is.” is what my cousin Eugene said to me the other day.

So what has been proven to be untrue? And don’t roll out the 2 or 3 stale items everybody glomped onto at the start. The book is full of assertions big and small. What substantive percentage of it has been effectively refuted since publication?

I hope she doesn’t muff the exam. Might have to call her on the carpet if she fails.