Go easy on Whitney. I think she’s an intern or something. Isn’t she still in high school or something, and just doing this part time?

I know - dat music was horrid? Bluegrass, western swing, country, folk, gospel, jazz ... that’s some godawful stuff. Who the hell listens to that? Molesters, sexual harassers, Woody Allen, and preverts, that’s who.

Don’t nobody got no time for Emily Gordon. More importantly, what’s Emily Gould been up to?

Some Lifehacker life hacks should be questioned and ignored. DO NOT wash your underwear and socks in a crockpot. The convenience and savings in warm water energy costs do not outweigh the leftover musty taste.

I love Kinja Deals!

I love Kinja Deals!

Also, can you name a single incident where Autopilot caused an accident while being used correctly?

It would help her case significantly if she was actually funny.

King is one verysmartbrotha. Given the skill with which he constructed and presented his argument he is well suited for a position as a contributor to The Root, right now. Particularly based on his command of grammar, syntax, and punctuation he is head and shoulders above most Rooters.

Abuse women, so that they can survive and be honored.

The rule is — if an allegation is repeated 3 or more times it is true.

So is that clip supposed to be funny? Because that is some sad lame shit.

I met the qualifications for Mensa but never became a member. Too many Mensers I knew were assholes, and I’d rather be an asshole by myself, than hang out in an asshole club.

I spent my life doing work which required focus, precision, attention to detail, and effective interaction with team members. In what bizarre universe would the pictured behavior be tolerated or accommodated?

I spent my life doing work which required focus, precision, attention to detail, and effective interaction with team…

“Yo Anderson, wuchu doin’ dawg.”

I like Woody Allen. I think he is very talented. He has not been tried and found guilty of anything except by the court of Jezebel, which is not a real court and doesn’t count.

Those women were taught math the old fashioned way. On merit based testing. They weren’t taught culturally sensitive math.

This was very nicely done. An excellent snapshot of a specific cultural subset.

Good. Serves the moron right.

Interesting how a medieval torture has been re-purposed as a modern curative for bad feels.

Interesting how a medieval torture has been re-purposed as a modern curative for bad feels.

No fit.No fit. You’re the fit.