It may be time to euthanize Diddy, or at least put him in a supervised adult home. It is not that he is embarrassing himself or acting like a fool, but obviously the meds aren’t working. If someone doesn’t control him quickly he may run for president, and the People of Color will elect him, and the stupidest most…

81 year old people in general have acquired bad habits, make poor decisions, are incapable of coping with the pressures and tensions of life, socialize poorly, have problems with incontinence, and should not be permitted to have control over other living things, human or animal. They should be placed in front of a TV…

They sent this woman up the river, but they let her keep her paddle. Big mistake, now she’s back down again.

Fucking women, you can’t tell them anything. “La la la, I can’t hear you. Does this kayak make me look fat?”

Two went out on the river in kayaks, only one came back. No murder, you’re the murder.

You can’t teach an old Jezebel new tricks. Stop with the mansplaining.

Feeling trapped, wanting to be free, wanting to be herself, not breaking up because she is a spiritual person, I wonder what Graswald’s Jezebel commenter handle is?

Blaming it all on Tolkien is somewhat off the mark. Fantasy has been around for a long time. It didn’t start with Tolkien, he just made it long, boring, and sometimes just plain silly (like Game of Thrones — the books I mean, the TV series is awesome mostly). Pervasive racism has been at the core of fantasy movies, TV…

I’m not always happy with what you write. Even when what you write about is true, and some of your points are valid, often you are sloppy and full of shit. This was righteous and funny.

No one does a Shit-Eating grin quite as shit-eatingly as Trump. I wonder why, in this moment of Republican triumph, Yertle is so fucking somber?

Wax on, wax off. Wax on, whack off.

They’re all alike. Hillary would have done the same or probably even worse. Remember she gave a speech to some Wall Street Fat Cats that one time for money. Next election for Prez I’m writing in a vote for Nader to protest this corrupt system.

Give the asshole a toolkit, a ladder, and make the idiot fix his mess. Fucking moron.

I feel better now knowing that the fine organization hosting this collection of sites has a vision. Possibly even a Unique vision. For a while I was worried that the company was just flailing around, trying any old random thing to slap together a platform to host advertising and merchandising. Now that there’s a goal,…

The US particularly, and the European countries in general, have never publicly thanked Russia for defeating the Germans in World War II. Donald Trump kissing Putin’s ass openly and enthusiastically is a long overdue recognition of what we all owe to the Russians.

Zamboni?

Unsophisticated and provincial visitors to this site may be confused and I want to cut that right off at the source. The really wonderful and exceedingly handy and versatile crepe maker is not something which could be replaced by a cheap hotplate and an ordinary fry pan for less money. It’s a great deal! Buy 3. One to…

Unsophisticated and provincial visitors to this site may be confused and I want to cut that right off at the source.…

On a Friday evening I responded to a knock on my door and was unceremoniously arrested, handcuffed, and carted off to jail as a result of an administrative error on the part of the local court. I was dumped in a cell among people being held for dealing in drugs, assault, probation violations, and burglary.

This was…

It’s difficult to respond to this. All I can say is “Yo. Boom! Ah..ah..ah..ah. Yo. Ah..ah. Boom! Yo.”

We don’t do nuance. Sorry. Farting in an elevator is the same as dismembering living infants and boiling their squirming screeching bodies in oil. And farting.