Nydia and Gorka going to the same designer for their Trump inauguration outfits?

I’m a proud progressive, always have been, and I firmly believe in murdering cake. Now I’m not unreasonable. After 20 weeks I think cake murder should be evaluated case by case, and only permitted when it’s really necessary to save the baker from death or serious threats to their well being.

My only memory of the TV series Roswell is of the sweaters Heigl wore in every episode. They were tight sweaters. Very very nice sweaters. Very very tight sweaters. Bigly...

Pronounciating you say it correctly and good.

Sure this must be disheartening for the victims, but let’s not be too quick to disparage US health care (the best health care in the world). If this happened in Canada they probably would have to wait for some of their treatment.

Also the attorneys would get the biggest slice of the pie.

Brothas like to smell nasty?

That’s it. We can all relax and stop striving. We have reache the apex of civilization. Too bad it’s being shilled by dorkwads with bad facial hair. Next they should come up with a design for a new modern dildo. If they need some inspiration to get started they can look in a mirror.

That’s it. We can all relax and stop striving. We have reache the apex of civilization. Too bad it’s being shilled…

GTFO. She looks great in that header picture and eminently fuckable.

Your butthole, you dumbass jagoff.

If your mama didn’t do it then a white man’s gonna have to do it I guess. Remember, if somebody’s gotta tell you how to act, it’s cause you ain’t actin right.

Finally an anthem for Jezebel.

Got to give the gross old fat jew credit for one thing. At least he believed in diversity.

It’s a simple misunderstanding. Trump meant he would send $25,000 worth of the best, most luxurious rolls of paper towels. The double-ply tear off the size you need ones. Right now those are needed in Puerto Rico but as soon as those crybabies are finally satisfied there’s a truck on its way. Believe it.

My guess is there are probably tapes. The things Trump said are likely so tone deaf and appalling that the White House prefers to keep to the current state of the argument, because the proof is even worse.

Well actually to be fair, she is 4 inches taller than he is, outweighs him by 20 lbs. and is a physical fitness and martial arts instructor. Other than that you are spot on.

Too soon. Too soon. We haven’t had time to grieve or process the events fully yet.

To any question or any event there is only one side and one interpretation. The right side.

Excellent analysis. I wasn’t there either and have absolutely no knowledge of what happened, just like you, but I’m sure that your detailed story pulled from your ass is absolutely correct and I agree completely.