99.9% sure that was the devil

Always amusing when someone spends half an hour putting together a post telling a whole crowd how lame they are. Instead of, y'know, just going somewhere else.

Aww, this made me cry! I have to get out there and get over my divorced heart and look again. You give me hope.

Cried. Totally cried. As soon as the baby made a noise.

guys will i cry

I find it impossible to believe you have a sex life at all.

I'm going to take a wiiiiild guess here and say that someone has laughed at you or chastised you during sex. Hence, your uber-defensiveness here, manifesting as projection. You're a lazy, shitty lay — but it's not you, it's THEM.

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I was a teen right before smart phone ubiquity and can't even imagine how bad my insomnia would've been if that were added to the equation — I was up until at least 1 am every night just ironing my hair, reading COSMOGirl!, posting on The Strokes' fan forum, writing incredibly cringe-y stuff in my diary, giggling with…

Ohhhhh, boy. No really "gets" him? Sounds like a lot of people get him. Hence, the tent.

Classic compulsive liar. Classic! I had an acquaintance who, while walking around a Brewfest, told everyone she had a kidney removed the day before. People believed her because, who would lie about that? People do.

This guy sounds like he is going through a Manic phase of Bipolar illness. Your friend should educate herself on this. And should insist on going to the next doctot's appointment if possible. This will not end well. This man sounds like he is not taking his mood stabilizers.

Oh, brother.

Oh boy. I don't believe him, either. There's nothing you can do, though. If you point out these things, she'll have to defend him and it just won't be any good. Let her save face, and when the inevitable happens, be her shoulder to cry on.

Damn I knew he was lying and I wasn't even in the same room. Your gut instinct is right. Depending on how much you love your friend, I would chat with him and ask him questions in front of her that seriously place doubt on his story. Start casually with a, "Oh what doctor/s are you seeing? Because I know a good one…

This guy is a pathological liar. I had a roommate like this, she had all sorts of ridiculous stories about her many adventures/accomplishments/mishaps with zero evidence to back them up and her lies were all pretty easily disproved. I might sound cold but I highly doubt this guy is sick with cancer - he has a mental…

Wow. Sounds like this dude is a compulsive liar. None of those things sound very believable and pulling out the cancer card because he's scared she'll leave him is hella manipulative. Hopefully she'll notice all this sooner rather than later.

I fully expect my sister to do this with the stray dog she picked up last year. It's a sweet little thing but it desperately needs some training to be able to settle into the household. That requires a consistent effort on my sister's part so it definitely won't happen. Instead she is crating it for far too long…

Ugh. My stepdad is one of those people- we had trouble house training my puppy when I was 13 so he found someone to take him. Same thing with two other dogs we got that we really didn't have the training and resources to handle. He takes on animals with no thought as to how our family would deal with them and them…