I did that once in a Facebook post (something like, "I'd love to come, but I'm a poor.") Immediately edited that to add "Not actually a poor, but too low on funds for fancy cocktails."

I keep doing it and i realize i have to stop — stupid habit!

Tell him it's a perfectly good excuse to sit on his butt and eat pizza while watching TV, and then afterwards lots of anxiety free sex! Who's gonna say no?

Yeah, I draw a definite distinction between "broke" [which I am] and "poor" [which I am not], but I feel like if you are not a person who cares about semantics, you probably don't? I am with you, though, it is really obnoxious to put "I can't afford drinks AND dinner out AND concert tickets, I have to choose!" to "I…

Everybody's getting what they want, baby-wise, or baby-not-wise! Hooray!

Good news for me, after 2 years I have passed a course I've been doing in my spare time so hopefully I can get a new job :-)