I just want to take this opportunity to point out how easy it is to make actual ribs these days. If you have an Instant Pot or similar pressure cooker, you can make ribs in about 45 minutes. Broil them with sauce of your choosing (my favorite these days is Korean) for about 5 minutes after and you have an amazing…

Wait, so you’re telling me that those fused double-beans that I’ve always thought were good luck if you get them in a bag are actually available as a whole bag of ‘em and they’re actually cheaper than regular beans? That IS good luck indeed!

I’d say the Calzone is well-integrated into American culture.

So many guides to cooking turkey and other roasts tell you to thaw the meat in the fridge. I’ve found this to be completely impractical. A big bird can be safely thawed overnight on the counter and will still be as cold as a fridge on the exterior by morning. Same thing for smaller amounts of meat, but just during the…

Parents should remember that the ones that are bothered most by their kids crying is them, not other people. Yes sometimes other people are bothered too, but they probably don’t have kids and will understand eventually. So fuck ‘em if they’re bothered now.

Yeah what is up with that riding position? Seems very tall (going from the height of the feet) but the handlebars are pretty low. Doesn’t look comfortable or like it is great for stability or control.

Why? That top didn’t do much for inclement weather, which is probably the #2 reason people don’t ride motorcycles instead of drive cars. 

I guess Alaskan Natives prepare it differently.... or maybe they just like to have a little fun with the gussuk from Anchorage. :)

I haven’t eaten whale sushi but I had whale when I was a kid (from family friends who were Alaskan Native) and my memory is that it was just like the fishiest piece of bubble gum you can imagine. Not something I would want to eat again.

Every new car should do what Dodge did with the Challenger SRT; come with two keys, one for restricted driving, the other unrestricted, with the recommendation of the dealer to use the “black key” for the first few weeks before using the “red key.”

In vino veritas.

Jeep Cherokee with the “death shudder” nearly killed me once.

I would put that on my list too. We ended up eating sushi for breakfast, as the guide books all said to get there early for short lines and the freshest fish. 

File under “things to remember when using your car for time travel.”

I think “No SEP” applies when referring to someone who has undertaken something totally unreasobable, done it in a way that is totally slipshod, and wants a premium because they “have the project half-way done for you” or have invested absurd amounts of money in parts that don’t belong on the car.

Yep, any damage is damage and from what I saw in that video, I bet there’s at least some. DA is likely lining up charges right now...

That was my point. 

You’re forgetting the big one; Arson. In this case, I’d probably charge Arson in the Second Degree (Class B Felony, 5-25 years). Due to some short-sightedness of the legislature, Arson in the First Degree seems to be limited to just molotov cocktail-like “incendiary devices.”

The founding fathers wanted us to have flame throwers to protect against tyranny and warm our mexican food mexican-american food american-mexican food #MERICA

I really liked the first generation FX35/45 when it came out - the idea of a sport SUV was very appealing to me. But I wasn’t in a position to replace my existing car back then, having a very reliable Cherokee that was doing just fine. Later the styling got a little too wild for me, and I lost interest. This looks…