“I fit a whole can of beer in one of those pockets with barely a bulge.”

The fashion police can have my khaki cargo pants and shorts when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers.

I’ve worn cargo shorts for even longer than carpenter jeans. And continue to do so even now. I don’t GAF about being fashionable or having randos judging  my clothes. 

WELL, 90s stuff is starting to have its moment in the Circle of Life Fashion, and iirc carpenter’s pants were at least briefly a thing back then. You know, when it was all GRUNGE and SKATERS and EVERYBODY WEAR JEANS 3 SIZES TOO BIG AND AN XXL PLAID FLANNEL SHIRT TIED AROUND YOUR WAIST ALL. THE. TIME. So really, you’re…

John Z. DeLorean tried to make a car that wouldn’t rust and was mysteriously accused of crimes he didn’t commit. I’m not saying that it was rust that framed him but I’m not saying its not NOT rust.

Looks ok to me.

NODINOZ

But enough about the Kentucky DMV.

This was such a huge relief to see. I haven’t followed NASCAR in over a decade, and in fact I delight in making fun of the series these days, but man was that a scary accident. I have two daughters close to the same age, and I’m not ashamed to say that I teared up a bit when I saw that picture of him walking out of…

Damn straight. It’s kinda funny seeing all the response tweets that say “Our Prayers were answered!” and “Proof that God Exists!” I’m religious myself, but folks, Ryan Newman is alive for one reason:

If I see a bunch of people hammering nails through their dicks I don’t need to join in to know it’s not for me.  

Thats the only type of people I see driving these cars. They just bought the AMG version because it's the most expensive one. They don't care that is has insane power or massive brakes. Mercedes should just make a ME trime (most expensive) and cater to the people who buys these. Massive smart touch screen mirrors in…

Modeless computing helped make computers so much more useful to millions. And cut, copy, paste indispensable. 

If you’re in Oregon like I am, they aren’t even beginning to issue Real IDs until July, so they’re basically begging folks who have passports to just use that for travel starting in October. There’s no way they’re going to be able to roll out Real IDs in a timely enough manner. I needed to renew last month and *would*…

“global platform”

I assume the "why" is something along the lines of "fuck Obama" and nothing more.

The motor engine flew out of the automobile car when it crash slammed into a plant tree, and it went through the wall door into the house building.

A/C compressors are like vampires, you have to invite them in to your home.

I’m willing to bet that this guy wouldn’t be punching the seat if there were a man sitting in it.

I wouldn’t care for it no matter who proposed it, it is the changing of something that has become iconic just to change it and/or be the one changing it. The current scheme has flown both Democrats and Republicans while in office and no one opted to mess with it when updating the fleet. Subtle updates or tweaks to a…