Just wait until early next week when he announces plans for the Trump TransAtlantic wall (which Atlantis will pay for).

I was kinda hoping the “wave” would be you’d pop your doors up at each other!

That’s actually how it works. The inmates I work with make as much as I do, but they still have to pay rent / restitution / child-support. They’re not getting a free-ride like the GOP wants you to believe.

I mean, that’s kind of the point? Jaskier uses terrible rhymes and puns, but somehow, his songs always turn out great and everyone loves them.

When the CDC, HHS, WHO, or any legitimate medical or scientific department issues a statement, it is done with the best, most current information they have, it is based on facts and the data they have obtained, and it is backed by centuries of sound science. Their statements are not error free, they are not etched in…

I though as Jalopnik readers we were forbidden from buying new cars?

Seeing as to how the dark side of the force was supposed to be all about giving in to your desires and wants, I figured the implication was that between bouts of gleeful cackling Palapatine would be swinging his dick into everything and anything with the kind of evil vigor that would make George R.R. Martin blush.

It would have required less explanation and retconning to just reveal that Palpatine used the dark side to create Rey and she was just born to some nobody parents. It’s implied in the prequels (and I believe confirmed in a comic) that he created Anakin the same way. This would have given her a connection to Palpatine…

“Today, I saw on Car And Driver that...”

Ha! I mean, the level of automotive journalism on this site is reaching comical lows.  

You know Bernie was a congressman from 1991-2007, and a senator from 2007-present. Isn’t he just a liable as Biden using your misguided reasoning? Also, I’m so tired of the media, especially this site, using pictures like this:

The average driver is now so stupid they think DRL’s are automatic headlights, and if they don’t have DRL’s, then the dashboard glow makes them think their lights are on. If they have no lights on, you flashing your’s means nothing to them- they’re in their own world. Same if they have the highs on. Clueless, or…

I can’t decide if Pence’s coronavirus plan will be to pray very hard for the coronavirus to spare the true believers or to pray very hard for it to ravage the world and start the apocalypse

Rock bottom? That’s the kind of challenge that will have him reaching for a pickax.

Keep in mind the prevalence of cameras, and that with Super Cruise these drivers are going to have a free hand to film your stupidity. Swerving at another car on purpose is going to get you arrested.

I mean you can already do this with any car with adaptive cruise. Most cars have a maximum acceleration rate on ACC so that the car doesn’t just floor it to get back to 80mph. Idk if I’ve ever been in one that lurches ahead.

So, you intentionally spend time out on our public roads trying to make things more dangerous for everybody else? 

Why would you want to do this?  Why does it please you to make someone else’s day more difficult?

Every meteorologist needs a gimmick. For the rest of his career, poor Justin will be required to use a Facebook filter, even after Facebook ceases to exist. And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Boo Berry and McDonald’s shamrock shakes both have identifiable effects on poop.

Amateurs.