This was such a huge relief to see. I haven’t followed NASCAR in over a decade, and in fact I delight in making fun of the series these days, but man was that a scary accident. I have two daughters close to the same age, and I’m not ashamed to say that I teared up a bit when I saw that picture of him walking out of…

Damn straight. It’s kinda funny seeing all the response tweets that say “Our Prayers were answered!” and “Proof that God Exists!” I’m religious myself, but folks, Ryan Newman is alive for one reason:

If I see a bunch of people hammering nails through their dicks I don’t need to join in to know it’s not for me.  

Thats the only type of people I see driving these cars. They just bought the AMG version because it's the most expensive one. They don't care that is has insane power or massive brakes. Mercedes should just make a ME trime (most expensive) and cater to the people who buys these. Massive smart touch screen mirrors in…

If you’re in Oregon like I am, they aren’t even beginning to issue Real IDs until July, so they’re basically begging folks who have passports to just use that for travel starting in October. There’s no way they’re going to be able to roll out Real IDs in a timely enough manner. I needed to renew last month and *would*…

“global platform”

I assume the "why" is something along the lines of "fuck Obama" and nothing more.

The motor engine flew out of the automobile car when it crash slammed into a plant tree, and it went through the wall door into the house building.

A/C compressors are like vampires, you have to invite them in to your home.

I’m willing to bet that this guy wouldn’t be punching the seat if there were a man sitting in it.

I wouldn’t care for it no matter who proposed it, it is the changing of something that has become iconic just to change it and/or be the one changing it. The current scheme has flown both Democrats and Republicans while in office and no one opted to mess with it when updating the fleet. Subtle updates or tweaks to a…

Yeah, if was going to attach any negative adjectives to the new livery, I’d say “half-assed”.

That’s assuming someone has figured out how to pry him out of the Oval, after somehow penetrating the 1,300 armed ‘patriots’ encircling the WH who will not accept the outcome of the November election.

Great article with far more detail than I expected from the headline.

The new paint scheme, like the administration itself, perfectly represents modern America: tacky, stupid, greedy and tasteless.

Amen, Brother! Even though the headline prepared me for what I was about to read, I lost interest about a paragraph in. She has no clue, and I didn’t find it humorous, either.

Good points. Article had way too much single-urban snark.

Have fun storming the castle! 

Someone in a bad automotive/financial situation asking for advice from someone with lots of automotive/financial experience is an idiot?

Correct. Some people also forget some of the most undeniably coolest cars of all time were, or started out as, cool versions of boring cars.