It just so happens that your Highlander XSE buyer is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. [...] Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead, well, with all dead, there’s usually only one thing that you can do, go through theirclothes and look for loose change.

We have a previous generation HIghlander. It’s a station wagon. I even call it our station wagon in front of my wife, who actually agrees. My brother has a station wagon too, although his is a Subaru Outback. What I’m saying is, let’s start calling a spade a spade, and a station wagon a station wagon. I mean,…

On the back where it belongs

Personally, as a lover of driving and high performance driving in particular, i’m always bummed out by the fact that cars double as status symbols and as a show of wealth. But that’s the unfortunate reality.

I hope he made them all individually controllable so that he can communicate with the aliens, too.

I see them occasionally.  They look just as ridiculous in person

you bring up rule #9: true friends will never ask for a comp — especially if you’re just starting out.

How dare someone be a human and not enjoy it when other humans treat them as subhuman... come on dude, have you ever worked in service? If not, you’ve got noooo idea what customers are actually like. Chill.

The lab I worked in used to get two types of face masks. The first had a metal wire at the nose line, the other did not.

I think that there is still a vertical bar down the middle, it is just black... and hard to see. Either way... its like... do you want cheddar or swiss on your dog shit sandwich?

I still don’t understand why a company would throw away 80+ years of brand equity. To be ‘edgy’ and push styling in a new direction?

Boomers? A lot of this sounds like kiddie stuff or games. And what boomer is going to download a file manager or weather app that isn’t the default pre-installed tool?

Yeah you need to lose some water weight, fleshbag;)

I dunno, I kinda want an Escalade to be, what’s the word ... vulgar. 

Taping them to the lid is a great way to prevent the uh, food-safety issue pointed out in this comment.

I mean this writer in particular lives in NY, rarely drives, and is incapable of changing a light bulb. Of couse he hates big stupid trucks

If you missed the last couple decades, journalism and print media are dead, blogging and opinions (well, opinion, singular. Only the ones approved by the residents of NYC and LA) are in! Facts are dumb, and if your needs are different than the residents of those 2 cities, you’re racist and hate science (that doesn’t…

If it was released today it would be known as just a kind of ugly crossover. 

Let me restore it, Andrew. I’m okay.

A negative GM article on Jalopnik. And it craps on a ”big and stupid” truck, too.