I was under the impression that there is some sort of global gentlemen’s agreement between states that you don’t assassinate key personnel because it’s really really easy to do and, if everyone starts doing it, it leads to global chaos.

Tell every trump humper you know to head to a recruiting station.

“I got hooked by the cinematography here, which actually is quite impressive.”

I actually enjoyed RoS quite a bit but that Scout Trooper scene was one of my favorite scenes in all of SW. I was surprised to find out it was Sudeikis and Palley, not the guys from Red vs. Blue, and now I demand Favreau and Filoni hire the RvS guys for at least a scene in a subsequent season.

After feeling a little pummeled by RoS’ aggressive pacing, having an extended scene in the Mandalorian where two insouciant scout troopers just slouch and fuck around for an extended scene was a balm.

What I love about this show is how it takes Star Wars items that would be considered small change in other movies and turns them into actual compelling threats. A single AT-ST or Tie Fighter would be a real problem if it was just you and two other friends with blasters. Heck, even ten storm troopers would be. It…

I’ve never seen Pawn Stars, but that was a thrillingly vivid description, and as much as I enjoyed reading it, it fills me with a strong desire not to ever watch the show.

I really hope that The Mandalorian leads to an increase in streaming series that release episodes weekly and keep episode lengths reasonable. It was so fun having a new episode each Friday and never have it feel like a chore to watch. More of this, please.

Morgan Freeman or GTFO. 

I implore you not to buy gadgets with microUSB.

Right? I had a Kindle Fire I replaced under warranty 6 times, and they told me to keep the micro-USB chargers...I have 6 of those damn things alone, much less all the chargers / cables that came with everything else I bought. Is Sam actually throwing the USB cables / chargers away when he stops using a device? Who…

[stops eating his sandwich at the halfway point]

Ah, yes, From the Book of Vincent (Vega).

That Mercedes commercial with the kid blackmailing Santa offends me deeply.

They don't have any kids, that small person is actually their maid. 

That’s the Chinese character for resurrection. My guess - a reborn soul mowed down by an Audi in a previous life or a former BMW owner still carrying a grudge.

I’m sorry that you feel marginalized by pet owners.

MEOW!

I mean, everything you just listed convinced me that having a pet over a child was the right decision.
#Furbabies #FelineChild #Cheaper #LessStress #SelfCleaning

“Hoomans are such brats. All of them.”