A flaming Aztek with a brush guard? That’s a deeply philosophical photograph.

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This really is the true end point of a media environment in which “objective” means not “some things are empirically true and some things are empirically false” but instead “not taking sides with anyone.” The latter is ok if the argument is about something completely subjective, but the former is how you end up with a…

Lol, remember “skins” for your media player back in the late 90s, early 00s? You were a basic bitch if you had the standard skin for your WinAmp player. This can be applied to automotive screens. You can download (dealer will probably charge $60/month for it) different skins for your vehicle that change the look and…

I love that “it’s a free country” means “I am duty bound to do stupid, harmful shit because I can.”

That’s the magic of Christmas you’re feeling, made even better by knowing that a bunch of bigots will now have a slightly less jolly Christmas. 

Imagining the "million" moms' glee turning into disappointment and rage makes me feel all warm and tingly inside 

I’m very jaded and sadly numb to all this shit after so long, but reading those last two words cause a visceral reaction.

*Gary Stu

“I disagree with her, I think everyone knows how I feel about climate change as religion on the left”

You think cockroaches aren’t going to be dicks to each other when they invent Cockroach Twitter?

Another solid strategy upon hearing a racist, sexist, whateverist joke is to pretend you don’t get it until they have to come out and say the stereotype they are making light of and then pretend you’ve never heard of that. “Huh? I don’t get it? Why would someone named Chang be bad at driving? Huh?”

The New Yorker’s Helen Rosner pointed out on Twitter that mincemeat hasn’t actually contained meat for a century...

Now with 2% less oppression!

I told them Bring Your Machete to Work Day was a bad idea.

I don’t care about either of those things, but they are both cyclical.  Just because Trump takes credit doesn’t mean he’s responsible.  He’s a liar that will take credit for anything.

You are advocating for genocide on a food blog. Wtf

I really think there’s a serious business opportunity in a chain of sit-down restaurants specifically marketed for a quieter experience (lots of sound-absorbing architectural and interior design, no TVs, etc.).

A dude named Grams, helping out peoples’ grams.