Maybe get punched in the face a few times a week. Not punched hard enough to break anything, but hard enough and often enough to leave him swollen and bruised...and always looking over his shoulder for the next one.

If you criticize the US, you are personally insulting him. See his remarks towards Denmark and the Danish PM.

Oh, but there is so much more to it than that! We have to be tight if we want to win that sweet gift card.

You’re right.  We got this.  I was just a little nervous working with a new crew.

Fine, I’ll be the construction worker...I already have the mustache.  Do we have time to get our dance moves down?

Most of the time, I think Trump just babbles like a kid doing a book report on a book he hasn’t read. Other times, I think he just says crazy shit because he gets rattled and angry. But, this shit. This shit is going to further embolden the religious bigots to act.

I laughed.  I cried.  I vomited a little...on my shirt...and keyboard.  Thanks, Torch!

I thought, mmm, SPAM fried with mustard and honey reminds me of my childhood.  Then, I thought, Whoa, that’s one giant-ass can of SPAM.  Is that how it comes now?

Yeah, that one’s rough.  At first I thought it was a tattoo or just an optical illusion. Nope!

Welp, there goes me pre-lunch break, break.

All of this.  Exactly.

We always referred to that pose as standing there “like a banty rooster”.

I thought the picture yesterday of Trump smiling with one of the victims was the worst thing I’d seen in a long time.  Nope.  This is.

I’ve seen this too in my field...usually with “creative” spelling of the name. Don’t want my exceptional Jephersen to be confused with that poor ordinary kid named Jefferson!

Do assholes name their kids shit like this to ensure they pass on the Asshole Legacy?  I think so.

That one just turns my stomach. I imagine the girl felt obligated to pose and smile with those assholes.  A lot of people would feel pressured to do that.  It makes me sick.

Zaha to Arsenal.

I was thinking of Stephen Miller, but yeah Fox News too.

This is probably the worst moment of Trump and cohorts, attacking Antifa as somehow the same as open terrorists groups and killers that make up the white supremacist and white nationalist groups that are threatening millions of Americans and have a long legacy of murder and terror.

...with a drop of Dijon mustard on the lapel.