Holy shit.  That’s brilliant.

Lindsey Graham wishes he was Mitch McConnell, but deep down he’s not quite evil enough. So, he sucks up to Trump hoping that will get him the power he craves.

Holy shit.

Hopefully, the kid will totally rebel against everything mom is, and maybe turn out okay. Maybe?

The header picture looks like Jason Sudeikis in the SNL Two A-Holes skits.

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE OUR NATIONAL TREASURE, KERMIT THE FROG TO THAT...hmm, you’re kind of right.

I feel for you. I had to do that a couple years ago. It’s awful.

Inexperienced partisan hack - deeply concerned

I wonder if you bought all of the Spiders, could you cobble together one that would run?

“You know what? I was going to read my report word for word, but fuck it. New report: there was collusion, there was obstruction, I strongly urge congress to start the impeachment process. Suck a dick, I’m outta here.”

KY here, and he is fairly understandable. He’s talking fast in order to sound tough and to try to trip Mueller up, but that ain’t no “thick Georgia accent”.

Maybe the stroke will be just bad enough that he’ll be left with a visible facial tic and jerky arm movements.  You know, just like when he made fun of that reporter.

My point was that the drug problem was not as bad in the area when more of those jobs were available. Sure, it was a shitty, dangerous job working for a corrupt company that was destroying the planet, but at least you could provide for yourself. 

Heroin, percocet and fentanyl

My father and I argued over Mitch for decades but eased up toward the end. He’s been gone now for quite some time, but yet we still have Mitch.

That image is incredible. And incredibly frightening.

But he’s done so much for Kentucky!!! He’s personally saved thousands of coal jobs, and uh, um, COAL KEEPS THE LIGHTS ON!!!

Also 6'2" and all I can say is the extra 3" of ride height has made all the difference for my knees.

I’m tired of having to climb out of a hole every morning. The higher ride height just makes more sense in a daily.

In the header picture, Doocy looks so disgusted with Pelosi that his face is about to fold in on itself.