Seriously. Just go to games. Tickets range $20-$50. The lower priced tickets are usually in the supporter zones behind the goals and that’s where most of the “atmosphere” is; the singing, chanting, and whatnot.

Even the dumbest Americans know that the Roman empire collapsed, but hardly any know why. So, assholes like Tucker can throw out any reason they need at the time, and the idiots just nod along.

I’d say right about the time a photo pops up of Trump at a party with Epstein and some of his “on the younger side” girls.

I agree that the women should be paid equally with the men because not doing so is discriminatory.  I also like to bring up the performance aspect just as a dig at the men’s team for being very nearly actual garbage on the field...er pitch.

This was so rage-inducing when she ran against Barr.  I felt like my head would explode after every ad.

All of Barr’s ads last year sounded like Top Ten Reasons to Vote for McGrath to me. You could almost hear the sneer in the voice-over when they called her progressive, which I found silly...in a blind rage kind of way. Plus, most of her ads were policy-based and not simple-minded attacks. I do kind of wish she had…

A whole stadium doing a call and response of U-S-A...FUCK TRUMP! would be amazing.

I could watch that GIF for hours. I can’t decide which I love more, Mocking Dempsey or Dead-Eye Stare Dempsey.

I get that, but usually I feel content and satisfied.  That’s what I was going for here.

Anyways, I was thinking it could be choking on a chicken bone while tweeting on the toilet. Just red faced, alone, giant pants around his disgusting ankles, and covered in shit. That thought comforts me.

Lavelle was a wizard with the ball and just amazing to watch.

I regret that I have just one star to give.

Wow, I forgot about that.  That’s hilarious!

PERFECT!

In order to have the situation under control by his Big Super Patriot Hooray America Day Celebration, Operation Street Sweeper will commence at midnight tonight.

I was thinking along the lines of silly, made-up medals, but you’re probably more accurate.

I won’t be surprised if he comes out to give his speech with all kinds of medals haphazardly pinned to his suit jacket.

But...I ain’t no fortunate one, no.

Send Wolf Blitzer with him.  Those two can yap at each other until they die of thirst.

He probably had to spend 4 hours saying no to the finance guy.