My wife and I painted our bedroom red at one point. I could still see it with my eyes closed. It lasted about a month. And took six gallons to cover up.

Also, get dealers to actually stock more than one of the good-colored cars. It seams it’s always 10 silver, 6 white, 4 black, and 1 good color.

Years ago I was buying a Honda Civic and I just simply said, “No thank you.” to everything the finance guy offered. He was fine the first few times, but as he kept ramping it up and I just calmly said, “No thank you.” each time, he got madder and madder.  He finally lost his cool and tore up all his “offers” and…

I think I saw on some NBC footage this morning that Trump did try that silly handshake with Putin at another point in the event. It looked more awkward than usual as Putin stayed rooted in place and Trump kind of leaned in.  I’ll have to go look for it again.  I could be wrong.

I’m imagining the tantrum he would throw if they did.  Maybe he’ll blast off some shit during tonight’s Debate II and we’ll see if they’re serious.

Their confused rage would be glorious.

Oh come on, Daaaaaaaan.  This was the first debate and there were 63 people on the stage.  I’m sure they’ll get back around to it.

That’s a face that says, “I don’t know where I am, but boy howdy, am I glad to be here!”

I don’t think McConnell’s skull will hold a full pint, but pass it around anyway.  We’ll all take a sip.

Or milkshakes!

And over-salted.  I’ll have one chicken sandwich and a gallon of water, please.

It’s been years since I last had CFA, but about all I remember about their sandwiches is the salt...and the pickle that gets embedded in the bun.

And one more thing: He blasts this fire hose of shit at the wrong Megan Rapinoe account. Brilliant!

MMMNNNEEEEEAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHAAHHHAAMMNNGGGG!!!

Every morning, I say to my closed garage door, “Closed, closed, closed.” It really helps me.

Milkshakes are funnier. Plus all that milk and sugar gets everywhere and makes everything sticky and potentially smelly.

Is this a good thing? Yes. He will be on the record saying things people haven’t been willing to read.

I’m blown away that this is not a top story, ‘President Says Woman Is Too Ugly To Rape, So He Didn’t Rape Her’

I nearly wretched at that line.

Thanks for posting this.  My recording cut off before her interview.