Welp, there goes my breakfast...

I think it’s because that’s the worst thing that they can think of, so they use that as the yardstick. Because nobody is going to say, “eh, that dude is not all bad, I mean he rapes children, but he’s not all bad.”

We could point to the pictures of Ivanka on Trump’s lap, but I don’t know if I would call that “joy”.

Upping the severity on the press is a bit scary to me.  I hope he’s scared.

But have you seen the way Beto eats a sandwich!!?? Or ties his shoes!!!????

Goofy reminders are one thing, actually buying stuff on your account crosses the line. Yeah, I’d go with the spiders.

Didn’t Rafael Edward Cruz also point out that Beto wasn’t his given name?  Lol

I’ve seen the word, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard it before.  That’s certainly not how I pronounced it in my head.  Thanks for this.

And I wouldn’t be surprised if he bought (but never opened) all of O’Reilly’s Killing:... books.

2020: Beto Abides

It blows my mind that she can just recite the same lines as all these sources keep coming out with similar stories of how awful this administration is. I imagine soon, without saying a word, she’ll just start holding up color-coded flags. Red for FAKE NEWS! Green for NO COLLUSION! Blue for WALL!

It certainly was.  I’m guessing that’s why it comes in more colors/flavors now - to appeal to the teenz.

Mad Dog is cheap wine. Really, really cheap wine. I almost want to call it “wine”, but I think it actually is fermented grapes...maybe. It used to only come in a couple colors/flavors, from what I remember. It tasted like fruit juice and provided a splitting headache every time.

How many of these books based on shady anonymous sources and false information are we up to now, Sarah?  It’s starting to paint a quite ugly picture of this administration.

Agreed. Suit Drunk is quite a delight.  I always feel sophisticated, even when my face is sliding into my neck.

In my little town, everyone goes to the grocery after work. Every damned day. It’s awful. If I need beer on a Wednesday evening, I go to the liquor store and pay a little more, but at least it’s just me and the stoned clerk.

Store-brand mac and cheez (because there’s no cheese in it) with cut up hotdogs in it!  

Mitch has been dreaming of this for decades. You can see it in that snaggle-toothed grin of his, that looks kinda like he’s smiling, but also like he’s baring his teeth at you.

I’ve been planning that dance party since 1984 or so.

You Splinter People always use the worst pictures of Mitch McConnell just to make my blood boil, don’t you?