But what ever happened to decorum??? The Dems are just an angry mob! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!1!!!!!

Last summer I found myself outside Rand Paul’s office in Bowling Green and considered the prospect of urinating on the door. Since it was broad daylight, I decided that flipping the door the old double bird was a more prudent option.

I was at my mother’s house one day when she answered one of these calls. She had him on speaker and when I heard him demand an iTunes card as payment, I walked over and clicked off the phone.

I let out an audible snort.  Thanks, now everyone in the office knows I’m not working.

Or just because he’s too lazy to walk to the toilet.

I like to blame Mitch McConnell for everything. Gun control bill failed? Fuck Mitch McConnell. Tax cuts for the rich? Fuck Mitch McConnell. It’s cloudy and cold today? Fuck Mitch McConnell.

I particularly enjoyed when Fox’s (I think) long-winded convoluted question about the book or movie deal ended, Cohen just leaned into the mic and said, “No.”

They really are children, aren’t they?

This is pure poetry.  Now, I can go snuggle in to my GApgle Elder Pod in peace.

Ah, that’s what I was missing! I knew there was something else.

Angry Lindsey actually scares me.  The mix of childish pettiness, arrogance, and explosive anger is a potent cocktail.

Some might even say they have suicidal tendencies.