My son (the adorable one sleeping in my avatar) has a collapsed bridge in his nose. He can breathe just fine, but struggles to thoroughly blow his nose. So he occasionally has a sneeze on steroids and blows accumulated snot across the room, which is amazing to behold but a real bitch to clean, especially while…

Thank you for taking my VERY SERIOUS internet comment VERY SERIOUSLY, as you know Dodgeball gifs are the cornerstone of every important political discussion.

Well, now that he can no longer wall off giant sections of state owned public beaches for his own use, I imagine his future beach visits will mostly involve concerned biologists trying to get him back into the water.

Trump doesn’t have the wherewithal to know how to serve anyone’s international agenda. The dude’s functionally retarded. Trump’s not on Putin’s payroll, obviously, but Putin helped get him elected because of people like Flynn, who actually knew how to try and get their agenda moving.

Was going to reply.........then saw your name.

You know, I wouldn’t mind having Roy Moore do it so long as we send him to the meeting by firing him out of a cannon pointed in the general direction of the Pacific Ocean. I would also accept air dropping him from altitude over the DMZ, whichever is cheaper.

I’m just kidding, of course Trump will let him be the mediator, they both have the same boss.

Meh. Trump could care less about strongly worded letters or protests or angry mobs. You want to get Trump’s attention? Hurt his bottom line. Trump has 144 companies in 25 countries spanning Europe, Asia, Africa and both Americas, according to CNN.

Whether it’s the police or EMS, it seems a lot of public servants would be more effective if they also were social workers.

Please, save me the “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” nonsense. The GOP doesn’t give a fuck what their constituents think. They care about what their big money backers think.

I hope everyone who hopes that the GOP will act to remove Trump if the Mueller investigation reveals damning evidence that he colluded with Russia, and/or conspired to obstruct justice, has been paying attention to this.

You’re right. A stroke would be ideal. Trapped in his own bloated body, relying on the caretakers but no longer able to speak or negatively affect the lives of others. That would be better, thank you.

All of the white bed sheets had two holes cut in them. The showers were golden. The steaks were way over cooked and slathered in ketchup.

Obviously he despises almost everything about the job. And he lies as easily as breathing.

So is there hope that Agent Orange will check out soon? Why say anything if you are just going to lie. Evade like you did with the taxes. This fucking guy said he would only hire “the best people” prior to getting selected (yeah, I said selected) for office, and yet no one in the office can come up with a better way…

I don’t really l care about Seal or his thoughts, but I don’t want Oprah to run for president.

I find it hard to trust American pastors for this very reason. They seem to be disproportionately conmen/abusers.

I hate him so much. Sometimes it consumes me. This porn star thing is just another stupid thing that won’t change anything (I’m glad for the reporting of it, just feeling despondent)

I feel like the shithole stuff broke me and I need to take a break. I’m so disillusioned by what he says and does and gets away with. He flings feces everywhere and now we’ve become so inured that another scandal is less than a 24 hour news cycle before the next.

*heaves*