Aww, are you ok?

Not a football game, a NASCAR race at Talladega.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose newspaper told him to suck it
They did not approve
And told him to move
From public beach where he had stuck it

Drove his truck into town

There once was a man from Nantucket

This CyberCuck really went above and beyond while showing off his wank panzer. There's at least two in my area but neither has done anything newsworthy. 

He’d probably do well in it, but it seems like it would be a waste of his talents. Exorcism is a dull-ass concept.

IT”S ALL CONNECTED!!

The word “sheriff” contains “fire” backwards.

Bad Times at the El Royale

Seems like a great time to mention Bad Times at the El Royale. It was awesome.

Conservativism is a morally bankrupt ideology. Whatever you think about Musk’s politics applies equally to yourself.

As a progressive, I have plenty of friends that are conservative that are not assholes. There’s a big difference between fiscal conservatives and Trump lovin’ right wing nutjobs. It's sad to see so many Republicans losing their party to fascists.

just by aligning yourself with conservatives, it can be reasonably assumed you’re an asshole. there’s no good conservative

Fortunately Elon Musk isn’t Tesla’s founder anyway.

It’s genuinely incredible to watch the chaos that ensues when the person in charge of a massive company has the attention span of a mayfly. Just one unconsidered, knee-jerk reaction after another.

Note also the splendid “Liefeld’s Just Feet” store behind the duo.

Adolf Sitler strikes again.

I sort of agree, but rather than proving you've got insurance before riding dangerously, you should have to prove you're an organ donor.

Racist?  What?  Commenting or disapproving of another culture isn't racist.  If that were the case, modern society wouldn't have improved over millenia.  Come on.