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Every surface level road is a legal road for cyclists unless it’s specifically marked otherwise and you, as a driver, are the responsible party to avoid hitting them.

Even if the bikers were in the middle of the lane, it isn’t legal to run them over.  You have to wait for a legal area with clear and safe sight lines to pass.

Haha.This is Texas: cyclists are always presumed to be in the wrong because they should have been in a truck with firearms, like all normal people.

Cops dont give a shit about cyclists or pedestrians example infinity. 

Starter car? THAT’S NOT A STARTER CAR! THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR! A TRANSPORTER OF GOLDEN GODS! I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

Every motorcycle rider thinks they're way cooler than they are

When gas was crazy expensive under Bush after the Iraq war I remember a bunch of conservatives saying not to blame the president but whatever. 

Pretty hilarious that you would frame second gear in that way since last time I looked, our side doesn’t whine and then attack the nation’s capital in defense of their crooked leader...

This is my issue with NIMBYs, though: their position essentially boils down to “I recognize that there is a problem, and I’d rather that there weren’t. Thassit.

I can’t blame him. The day after I had my second shot, I was a little sore and tired, then the next day I felt fine. I wouldn’t wish that on anybody.

Anyone who doesn't want to get the vaccine at this point is a fucking pussy

Woah. I unconsciously read YOUR comment in Owen Wilson’s voice while staring straight at the picture of Dennis Hopper.

I can’t even imagine being the kind of person who wouldn’t be grateful. Treasure it for the rest of your life or auction it off to pay for a couple years of tuition for your kid, but it’s a fantastic gift.

It’s only overpriced if you’re poor

Counterpoint: a Starbucks card is a shitty gift. An engraved luxury watch, given by a beloved celebrity, commemorating your contribution to a film is a thoughtful gift. 

So how long until Kyrsten Sinema starts showing up at Trump rallies? After moving from Green Party activist to joyfully flaying the reconciliation bill of anything progressive it seems like the logical next step.  

It’s pretty simple—if you know you’re narrow enough to fit, you get your driver’s side just short of touching the barrier on your side then you’ll know damn well the far side will clear. Those people are all too lacking in spatial intelligence for driving.

This is somehow still not helping me understand what people are having difficulty with here.  Are they just driving along the sidewalk and surprised when they hit these not-insignificant poles?

Seems like a bunch of people don’t know how wide their vehicle is, and the width restrictor is giving them a lesson with devastating efficiency.