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A meticulously detailed car, small panel gaps and candy paint don’t make a car safer, faster, more reliable, or do anything to help forestall climate change.”

Normal dollies couldn’t get the Tesla off the pedestal this owner keeps it on.

It’s about a... wait for it... car.

My wife is a nurse. One of her co-workers, a nurse for 30+ years, didn’t get the vaccine.

I’m a nurse at a major general hospital. We’ve seen a lot of death and suffering. Talking to fellow nurses, and doctors, the people in our lives “just asking questions” have no interest in listening or believing our stories. I’ve given up on those people, because analyzing past data, you come to the realization: they

Stop “just asking questions” if you won’t listen to the answers.

Excellent Galaxy Quest reference!

Look, I have one job on this lousy site! It’s stupid, but I’m going to do it, okay?!

This just in, the Governor changed his mind after someone said this might have been a very late term abortion.  He is now asking that the teen be killed on a cross during his state of the state address to make sure the whole state understands how things work in Texas.  (sarcasm) 

I heard he just uses the wheelchair for the convenience of blowing donors, he’s not even disabled...physically.

I heard Abbott is also working on a bill where you can sue all bicyclists you run over.

Gov. Abbott is already working on a blanket pardon for this kid for anything he may be found guilty of going forward.

...I certainly galaxy brained too close to the sun on that one.

GOP come get your boy.

He seems a perfectly willing participant in the GOP’s bigoted agenda.

I actually thought this was the best episode of the show yet, but maybe the part of me that spent a good chunk of time living in Beantown was just tickled to see Boston depicted (I thought rather well) as the post-apocalyptic hellscape that we all know it actually is just underneath its thin veneer of civilization.

“I believe I can touch this guy.”

How many times? It’s not my need to know, but by all means please catalogue all the times you now doubt have indelibly been etched forever into your memory in perfect recall. I’ll wait.

General Flynn certain knows how to toss an orange salad. 

Good thing the episodes are actually good, then.