Besides all the foreseen negative side effects, of course.

Is any of this evidence of him being a piece of shit not based on him making some jokes you didn’t like?

Critic hates being criticized.

She murdered someone, then laughed about it.

Nope, try her as an adult and let her spend at least 25 years in prison. She murdered someone, then laughed about it. 

She sounds like a sociopath who should be tried as an adult and institutionalized. Her friends should also be tried as accessories. 

I think you might have needed to add /s to that.

It’s also hard to come back from being hit by a Camry going 50 mph.

“Nah, fuck this girls. She deserved to be charged with manslaughter and sit in jail for a bit.”

“I’m going to scare him, I’m going to bump him,” the friend who rode in the car told investigators, according to the Reporter. Traveling close to 50 mph, the teenager struck Moore with her car, according to the Reporter.

First time, long time here, calling to see if I’m the only one here, but I’m genuinely perplexed by this reviewer. I am rather convinced that we’re watching two different shows.

ELGORT.

Drop off at 10, pick up at 4 so they can get home for dinner. They have to watch their baby brother, too.

I may be entirely off base, but I imagine most senior actors would LOVE to have roles, they just don’t have the luxury of casting themselves in movies they are directing.

I want Eastwood to just throw us a curveball and star in some period drama. And I want him to give a tour de force performance. I want to hear people say “Wow, who knew this man who has played cops and cowboys his entire career could give such a riveting performance as Edward Longshanks?!" 

There’s something sort of noble about Eastwood letting himself age on screen like this. A lot of actors quit, or slow down a lot, around the time they turn 70. That’s probably a function of a few things: fewer offers, feeling like there’s nothing left to prove, but I think vanity has a lot to do with it also. And…

Macdonald (who hid his cancer battle from pretty much everyone for a decade)

“Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage.”

Fucking sucks.

Isn’t just about everyone “much better than Adam Carolla,” though?