The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

I’m being real and telling it like it is, you can’t handle me you snowflake!

Huh, I would have thought the ‘roid rage would have subsided by now, but apparently I was wrong.

An allegation, even a passionate one, does not prove guilt.

I think acknowledging that inevitably there will be a fake allegation somewhere in all of this in advance is important to being able to keep it from derailing all of this painful but healthy and important sunlight.

Oh shit, BITcoin???

If you’d put $5000 into Google in 1996, you’d have a shitload of money. WTF is your point?

If you put $5,000 into a humor detector on January 1, 2017, then you’d be able to comprehend the meaning behind my comment today. Have fun with that knowledge.

Thank god I haven’t put any of my money into this bitcoin crap. I’ll stick with safe and reliable investments like coal futures, thank you very much.

whats the ruling of gamesmanship if the opposing coach told his pitcher to just intentionally walk every batter until the game was called, thus letting his team win? how many parent fights break out as a result of this?

Our PTA had a “no fuss fundraiser,” and it was great. “Just write us a check. The goal is $10K, which we could hit if every family gave $25. If we make that, no other fundraisers all year.” And it worked. HELL YES.

Intentional strikeout question. What about this scenario? Your team is comfortably ahead, it starts to rain hard and it’s only going to get worse. You want to get to an official complete game before the game is cancelled for weather.

I’m sure Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod have much better conversations:

I am a male high school teacher. I have been falsely accused of sexual harassment by female students both years I have been teaching. Once I was accused of wanting a female student (Who I didn’t even know) to stay after school and “make a video with me.” Completely false. I was also accused of sexually looking at a…

While I certainly prefer people who have genuinely been harassed to speak up and get the justice they deserve, I am concerned about false reports as well. Because harassment trials are commonly held in the court of public opinion, it can be very powerful regardless of fact. Even if a false claim is disproven, it could…

And yet here you are. And you’ll be here next week. And the week after that. And the week after that.

Isn’t it still better than having Phil Simms on TV?

I dōn’t sēē whāt thē prōblēm īs?

All sports radio callers are bad, but can I submit “Guy Who Literally Wrote Down Every Word Of His Terrible Rant And Is Obviously Reading It On Air” as the shittiest of all?