I have a feeling that the dog is the only company this person has as a restaurant companion.

Looks like a piece of shit.  He really doesn’t like brown folk.

At least for those women on the eastern side of the state, Illinois is still cool with it and even shoring up protections for choice.

The fuck?

He already qualifies as the All-Star representative.

‘If’n I freeze, I can’t rightly drop and if’n I drop, I’ma gonna be in motion’

As an unspectacular looking guy with a hot wife, I would tell them these things are not their actual problem.

Definitely handed out fresh fruit and toothbrushes.

Greetings comrades.  Just don’t call it a ‘hanky’ though.

Congrats.  Fins n Things is no slouch of a trail.  It’s not too difficult, but it’s still an accomplishment to get Project Postal through it.  I did it once after there was a surprise squall.  It gets a bit sketchier when you throw some water on it.

Stomach flu and food poisoning are always the best cornerstone of a good diet.

The tying run is one the catcher, the winning run is on the first baseman.  You hold the ball at the point, not throw from your back to a guy who isn’t set to field the ball.

You created a burner for that weak-ass take?  Former presidents are all called ‘President’, fucktard.

trolls gonna troll.

Before you replace your microwave, replace or clean the wave guide.  It is a piece of mica that directs the waves into the cooking compartment.  Breaking it or having too many or too large of food particles on it, affects its efficacy.  I’ve fixed several malfunctioning ovens by doing this.  You can even cut one…

Does anyone know how the subprime car loan situation affects any of this?  I heard a lot of talk about it previously, but not much lately and I keep seeing these insanely long loan periods popping up in ads.  That can’t be good.

They’ll blame unions of course.

I do this with a mixture of tapioca and potato starch.  I fluffs and crisps and absorbs the flavor of the pan juices nicely.

Yeah. Those are even easier than a traditional bunt where you are trying to push and deaden the ball. With no third baseman playing in, you just have to get it by the pitcher, so you only have to focus on directing the ball.

Like when that black guy asked a question at one of the debates and Trump went out of context and started talking about ghettos and urban plight.