That would have been a better twist.  Bran thee eyed ravened himself into position to win the throne and we’re left to wonder if that was a good thing.  That would have been some Keyser Soze level shit.

We went to a trivia night where one round was identifying ten different flavors of Pringles.  It was tougher than I thought.

Fuck anything Hawley does.  That dipshit was our AG and spent about 1/2 hour doing the job before he started running for senate.  Everything was backed up in his office and he hired outside firms to do his work while he campaigned. 

While sick in bed the other day, I was watching Guy’s Grocery Games.  I noticed a recurring theme where the celebrity judges would shit on a contestant’s choices and Guy would politely defend them or urge them to hold their judgement for the finished product.  It was subtle, but admired his approach.

He should have been amazed that someone acknowledged his existence. Seriously, though. I would have slapped that shit out of his hand if he got close enough.

Is ‘Phrasing!’ still a thing?

I had never heard of her until this post, so I watched about a minute and a half of one of her Youtube videos.  That was enough.  I can see how tweens would dig her.  Isn’t she just a male Fred?  I remember my kids thinking he was the shit.

Let me guess.  Those extra ‘merit based’ admissions will be from China and help Jared’s ‘pay for citizenship’ scheme.

There is no direct replacement. I have a Wrangler now, but I can’t haul what I could with the Element, nor do I get nearly the mileage.

Same progression here.  I do miss my Element.

When life imitates Curb Your Enthusiasm, we’re in trouble.

and locks the door so she can’t leave.

Contrast his sincere contrition with Roseanne, Bill O’Reilly or others who have been fired because they said or did stupid shit. He didn’t qualify his apologies or backpedal - he owned it.

I’ll bet it is much the same, but with screen caps of all potentially offending individuals.  I have to admit that I did do some dog poop shaming.  I put up a cam to catch someone who would take their dog into our backyard to poop.  I mounted a laminated picture of her in our yard.  Never heard from her, except for…

No kidding.  Just about every thing I have to apologize for, I did between 15 and 25.  I’d hate to be judged by that decade.

He’s created quite the clusterfuck. Close a shit ton of stores under the guise of ‘remodeling’ only to finally admit it was because you want them converted to franchises.  The stores remain empty for months and you wonder why you are losing money?  I’m not sure how decimating foot traffic was supposed to help them…

There are usually better resources for garage sales and estate sales.  Estatesales.net is good and I forget the one my wife uses for garage sales because I’m particular to estate sales.

I used to work across the street from the convention center where they had the annual Southern Baptist convention. I’d argue that any outfit that is comprised of the same color shoes, socks, pants, belt, shirt, tie, jacket, kerchief, suspenders, glasses frames, and hat is too much of any color, no matter how tasteful.

I know. I’m (pale) white and my wife got me a sunflower yellow shirt once. It made me look like I took a bilirubin suppository. I love the color, but can’t pull it off.