I got a minute and seven seconds in and that’s all I could handle. Thanks. Now I’ma hafta subscribe to Donald Trump’s emails to re-freeze my heart.

Yeah, that’s one of the things I love about parenting; getting to see everything with wonder all over again.

When I dropped my kid off at school today, all the kids on the playground were standing around a toad. Marveling at it, breathlessly amazed, all of them, like as if the toad were breathing fire. When my daughter saw this (very average sized, not at all extraordinary) toad, she shouted “WOOooooowwww!” like she had…

I have no idea what it is about these royal babies, but I cannot get enough of their cute little faces and old-timey outfits.

please accept this pie as thanks:

some of us non-trolls have been stuck in the greys for a long time.

Yeah this is a “one strike and you’re out” deal. Would be for me too.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. This is the exact kind of celebrity gossip that I need to balance out the horror that is this election year.

just here to say that I’m Team Tatiana — how many more clones does she need to play before they give her the Emmy??

“I just get in my ‘superhero princess’ mode and I just GO even when I’m scared this is when I feel the most happy..I’m in the Zone and I love it and I wanna do it all day just stay excited and thrilled and a little bit scared.”

Dear Olivia Wilde: fucking tell me about it. If I weren’t such a nice person I’d start assaulting people with my belly just to get them to let me sit down on occasion. (As is, I’m just gonna stay on this bike for as long as I can...)

This may seem trite, but I became addicted to the Surreal Life one spring break in high school. Alexis was one of my first introductions to not only the concept of transgender, but gender fluidity. Alexis was obviously very loved by family. Don't make this death about pronouns. It's about a person.

Maybe we could found another third party based 70s dirtbag glam rock?

I will NEVER vote for a candidate so unreliable!

Jesus, you scared me for a minute there.

If it had come from Bowie’s closet it would have been shinier.

We might just... earlier this year, I was at a wedding and my daughter spent most of the reception playing with a little boy wearing a My Little Pony dress. She didn’t think anything of it and they bonded over My Little Pony.

I disagree! That middle sash looks similar to me. Anyway it’s just my opinion, maaan.