So the most important thing about this movie is that Hollywood is coming clean that Amy Adams and Isla Fisher are the same person?

And not only that, she laid her damn hands on one of the students! There’s no context needed because there’s no situation in which any part of that video was okay. They are children.

Defending this woman’s comments are fucking ridiculous. YES everyone deals with stressful days and kids/teens can be frustrating but don’t go into a job that deals with kids/teens if you cannot handle it and go on racist tirades after a bad day. Teachers lose their cool and get upset, even the best teachers can feel…

The kid wearing the purple shirt and I had pretty much the same reaction.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Step one for you might be to examine why you and nearly every other straight white man equates not being deferred to as being talked down to.

The irony. FUCKING CHRIST.

I like boned myself.

Do we have to always say “fucked”? Is that obligatory now?

I literally screamed “GOD DAMN IT!” at the TV after “What door?” Why does a host need to video chat with a fake wife?? I love this show, but the deliberate misleading really pisses me off.

I mean, what about putting up the sign but voting for the levy anyway. No one needs to know, right?

“If this country is so bad, then get the fuck out.”

Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin
Dance me through the panic ‘til I’m gathered safely in
Lift me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove
Dance me to the end of love
Dance me to the end of love

Okay. Fine. 2016, you’ve decided you’re going to be the shittiest year ever. You know what, then? 2017, I want Newt Gingrich, Chris Christie, Ted Nugent, Putin, Ann Coulter. And maybe whoever else sucks.

I quit my part-time job last night and I made sure that it was clear that I quit because the owner and her husband are Trump supporters. Probably a rash decision and not at all in the spirit of inclusiveness, but i couldn’t bring myself to make money for them.

If we ever had any doubt how violently the entire world hates women — including a staggering percentage of women — we can definitively put it to rest.

Pretty sure everyone on this show is deep in a mid-life crisis.

oh man. ohmanohmananohaomonahom

Halloween is my birthday and I had the worst fucking day, got home from trick or treating with the kids, looking so forward to a glass of wine. Instead I got the stomach flu.