The shirt he is wearing in that picture is from my home town. It’s my Stranger Things claim to fame and I brag about it as much as possible.

Barb is dead. She was monster food. Mystery solved.

“He simply couldn’t bear the idea of one less smile in the world.”

I’m not particularly attractive, but I “get away with” not wearing makeup by not giving a flying fuck.

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That’s nice, but nobody cares.

He can dere-lick his own balls.

You take your logic and you get out of here.

...and then get herself a drink of water, drop the glass, and spend half an hour sweeping up broken glass and wiping the floor. When she returns to bed, I hope that her cat has coughed up a fur ball on her duvet.

I see:

A black person is dead because of gun violence. Donald isn’t going to change the gun laws in the US. Donald thinks black people are going to vote for him because of this death. Am I missing something?

Hmmm. IDK. I imagine a true genius would know that the term is actually *buck* naked. Buck. Not butt. As in: all the way naked.

I stopped reading Harry Potter after the 4th book, but my boyf and I are driving to the Grand Canyon next weekend and I was thinking it could be fun to listen to the series on tape or whatever. Would it still have the same effect read aloud do you think?

-10 points for neglecting to provide visual evidence

Yoko is so right.

Kinkajous are very cute. That's all!

This divine smelling, silky smooth, lathery beaut.

I though we weren’t supposed to be doing that outside of hospitals, schools, and other super germy places anymore? You know, overusing antibacterials and creating super resistant bacteria and global health and what not.

TRYING NOT TO BREED SUPER BUGS THATS WHAT. It’s like immune system boot camp.

antibacterial soap is bad for you since it leads to superbacteria. what’s with your smugness?