Remember folks, Geebus is the Reabus for the Seabus!

I’m not a cracker, homie. I’m a person that would have been considered a “slave” to crackers like Trump and I don’t enjoy the comforts of silverspoon or your “privilege.” I had to bust my ass my entire life to get to where I am today.

Sat on by a Gorilla’s sweaty taint in the Congolese Jungle.

And that’s all the reason we need for this ass-faced Koala to be President, right?

and “Piece of Shit Racist” to boot! God Bless America the day that this cheap motel mattress cum stain becomes President.

Is anyone keeping a tally of the titles that Gawker has honorably bestowed upon the enlarged pee-spattered Sno-Cone? I’m too lazy to search all the articles on Trump but I seem to recall that each article has an amusing colorful name for him....

I think it’s safe to say that Psy’s Gangam Style has replaced Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up as the new way to troll people.

Awesome. I’m sure Activision developers are already rolling up their sleeves in preparation for

When you’re touchscreen “controller” takes up the entire screen....no, it’s not worth it.

This is my favorite Joker. This costume looks amazing. Don’t care much for the new 52 Joker.

At this point, it’s only called “graffiti” because it was done with spray paint. It rolls off the tongue much smoother than “spray paint mural”.

That cake though...........................................................

Completely and totally agree with you 1000%. I owned an XB1 and returned it. I owned a PS4 and lost interest in it within 2 days and returned it as well (luckily I didn’t buy games for it and only borrowed a couple from a friend to test out the console while I investigated what I wanted to buy).

Nice use of the Street Fighter IV “VS” screen. Speaking of which, what SF fighter would each console be? I’m thinking the XBox One is Rufus and the Playstation 4 is Akuma.

Don’t apologize Sega! There’s not enough boobs in Sonic (other than Shadow). This is a welcome change.

proprietary memory cards = testicles stuck in a Hoover-level “sucks balls”

Well...currently in today’s world you could buy 1 Ouya and still have $50 to spend in the app store on shit apps.

Yeah. Yeah, you could. I once bought a Nintendo Entertainment System with Super Mario Bros, Duckhunter, and World Class Track Meet and 2 Controllers, a Grey Zapper light gun, and a Powerpad for $150. See? back in the day, you actually COULD.

It’s not stealing. It’s gambling....with your life.

Because....I always go searching for ghosts in a creepy run down town in the middle of a foggy mist in the middle of the night in the middle of a desolate place surrounded by dark woods from which emanate spooky noises....while wearing skimpy lingerie....