Take a breath, relax, it’s all OK. It’s funny how you think you know what I meant. It was an attempt at sarcasm. Obviously that flew way beyond you.

Konami would be a total bag of dicks if they made Customer Kojima pay for DLC like the rest of us. Two bags of dicks if it was Metal Gear DLC.

It’s when a mommy and a daddy go to a fancy hotel and have sex while the mommy screams out daddy’s brother’s name, so daddy gets jealous and accuses mommy of cheating but mommy won’t admit to it and says that daddy’s crazy and tries to bite off his dick. So in a rage, daddy holds a pillow over mommy’s face until she…

Oh no, they just meant he was on vacation the day that that box art design was approved and sent to the printer.

Konami knows that Its Triple A titles that were Triple A titles because of Kojima won’t be Triple A titles anymore when Bob from the Mail Department is promoted to take over Kojima’s role so they’re trying to create the illusion that he’s still there.

Hey Konami, would you say that Kojima is on a.....permanent....”vacation”?

If you want to get technical: she’s wearing an Israeli themed costume (Israel’s flag is blue and white with a blue star of david in the middle). Judaism doesn’t have a flag and Jews haven’t trademarked the use of the colors blue and white. Of course, we’re in 2015 where people will use Jews and Israelis…

I wish I had Alzheimer’s Disease so that I could forget that this shitty event ever happened.

What’s up with Berserker?? He doesn’t look like the one in Fate/Stay Night canon:

I’ll bet that most of those tweenage boys went home afterwards and rubbed one out......to that awesome PC set up.

Dear Capcom, Eddy Gordo is pissed.

They don’t call the Washington D.C. the Evil Empire for nothing.....That city, and it’s buildings, are stronghold for the Empire....

No, you mean Mack Farley, Chris’ less fat less funny broham.

Brony boners for the My Little Pony Cafe....

Nintendo shouldn’t even be thinking about a new console anytime soon. After all, the Wii U is stilll technically wet behind the years and still has alot of potential going for it. Instead of splitting attention between current gen and next gen, they should be thinking about strengthening their current gen console. I…

Boss! De Blayyyd de blayyyd! Extremely beautiful blayyyd...blayyd blayyd blayydy blayyd.... Of course this guy lives in New Jersey. In between touring with Coheed and Cambria, he’s playing with blayyds in New Jersey.

This guy is a mutha fuckin’ Gangsta right here. If there was ever an attack by Ninja Water bottles spewing their wet clear shit all over the goddamn place, you know I’ma hide my black ass behind this homeboy right here.